THORVALD THE TERROR - vocals

I am Thorvald the Terror, strong and fierce.  I come from as far North as you can see.  Yet, farther

North you have to travel to find my home.  You see the Star in the Northat night.  As far as that star

is, is my home.  And beyond that star is the home of my ancestors.  In the Tenth Century, I fought

with Eric the Red, Erik Thorvaldson, through all the lands in the North.  On one particular trip back

to Greenland form a successful raid in the Faeroe Islands, Erik named me ‘Thorvald’ in honor of his

father.  We had pillaged and found some women to our liking.  It was a great successful business trip.

I was not born to such greatness.  When I was born the mid-wife was distracted by a savage fight,

I slipped through her hands and landed head first with a thud.  Since that accident made me a little slow,

I dedicated myself to become a worthy opponent to any Viking.  Now, as my reflexes are slower than

my brain, I have become the great Vykyng singer.  It is a lot like fighting.  Chicks dig both the fighter

and the singer.  And if you don’t like my singing, I can still kick your skinny butt.